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Add a pinch of salt to taste! You might want to add a little more or less depending on your preference, but we all know that spunk has an undeniable saltiness.

In a way, its taste was the closest to real sperm, but the combination of sour cream, water, and raw egg white had me spitting this out over the sink.

Hardly appetising. Edible, not body-safe This is an incredibly simple recipe which is completely edible. This is an idea I took from a fake cum Reddit thread and expanded upon.

Add the icing sugar into the water and stir thoroughly until the water has a cloudier consistency — feel free to add in more or less icing sugar to get the balance right, as all tap water is different.

Take 1 heaped tablespoon of coconut oil and add it into a saucepan. Very gently melt the coconut oil on a low heat until it becomes completely liquified — this will not take long.

Add the liquified coconut oil into the water and stir. Allow the mixture to cool down and stir once again. The melting point of coconut oil is 76 degrees F 24 C.

Although the coconut oil did make white lumps in the mixture once it had cooled back down, it was not the gloopy consistency I was hoping for — it tended to solidify in straight sheets, a bit like ice solidifying on a lake in winter.

However, this recipe might look better if you live in a warmer climate where the coconut oil naturally stays more liquified within the mixture.

Despite being the least sperm-esque, this recipe is actually the nicest tasting. Edible AND body-safe Simply mix water and plain yogurt together until you get a consistency which works for you.

It might not taste amazing, and it might not look amazing, but it does somewhat resemble cum! I tried a couple of different ratios in my bowls when I was testing this out.

The taste is kind of okay — it tastes like weak yoghurt, funnily enough. Not awful, but not jizz-like. Do you know a fake semen recipe which ticks all the boxes?

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Use a drop of 1ml vinegar and a few drops of 5 ml pineapple or apple juice. Now look and taste that! Plus warm ti body temp.

Eat it all up baby, good for you. Has anyone tried replicating female cum?? Keep searching sister. I crave it too. His friends. Yes my own too. I once created cum for a photoshooting, which will remain in the face for a while to be able to shoot many poses.

It should also taste good in this case — otherwise the model would not have taken part. I mixed 2 teaspoons of icing sugar with 1 heaped teaspoon of cornstarch in some water.

Here the difficulty was not to take too much water, otherwise it would run away and with too little water you could not splash it anymore.

But with the ideal consistency you could then apply it like paint to the face — thick splashes right down to the hair — lateral splashes over the cheeks.

The drops ran a few centimetres and then stopped where they were — it looked great and gave a perfect wet shiny bukkake look for about half an hour.

Then it started to dry. So, as already mentioned, the recipes differ from application to application. Taste, texture and appearance together are difficult to fake.

Okay, can I just say thank you for this? Do you think Recipe 2 will ruin an ejaculation dildo? I mean, the dildo box, claims that only water-based oils can be used.

The material looks like TPE not sure what it means. I would suggest using an already liquefied coconut oil. Yeah I guess it depends on the temperature of your environment and the climate of where you live.

Here in the UK, coconut oil is often solidified at room temperature but if you live in a warmer climate that might not be the case. No, there are no Semen in it so it is impossible getting someone pregnant.

If you put in semen, then someone will get pregnant. While true there is no semen in it… Putting semen in it would not get someone pregnant since semen does not always contain sperm.

And sperm are what fertilizes an egg. Besides… What are the chances sperm would survive being mixed into a fake cumshot anyhow.

I commend you Damian for even responding. Some people are so fucking stupid. Really annoys me. Use your fucking brain.

Are you fucking retarded??? How to get someone pregnant when it is an artificial chemical substance??? The mice got pregnant.

But this shit wouldnt. You have to be carful about that. Fake cum creates fake babies. They are computerized and they run on farts. Did you ride the slow bus to school?

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Raw egg whites or any raw part of an egg are not really safe to eat. Despite the common practice of eating raw eggs, the shells are too permeable and the egg can get germs from chicken fecal matter.

Eggs should be cooked; yolks should not be eaten runny. If you use that, its all safe. I want to fill my ass with this for lube and have someone fist it out of me.

I personally use this on my lonely nights. I get really freaky fetishes when watching certain movies. Some call me standoffish.

Not in like a gross way or anything people. Just a helpful worrd of advice. Not harmful to pets and always gets cleaned up fairly quick.

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